Episodes
Monday May 31, 2021
48 - Stay Single Kids
Monday May 31, 2021
Monday May 31, 2021
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie invite guest Amanda on to vent about her long term relationship with a notorious cheater and getting pregnant with him at a young age. This girls give Amanda terrible advice on how to fix or ditch the relationship and tips to get out of her dry spell. Follow us on social media! Instagram: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: podcastDBNS
Monday May 17, 2021
47 - Fear Thy Neighbor
Monday May 17, 2021
Monday May 17, 2021
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie tell the tale of Alex’s creepy troll neighbor. For the past year, he has tortured Alex with his fluffy back hair, and now it's finally time to get revenge. Follow us on social media, IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, TikTok: dbns.podcast
Monday May 10, 2021
46 - Rigamaroles
Monday May 10, 2021
Monday May 10, 2021
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex recap the past few weeks of rigamarole in their lives, and talk about how to fit a tweedle in a twissle. They also correct themselves on some misinformation they had about the tickling community. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod TikTok: dbns.podcast Twitter: podcastDBNS
Monday Apr 19, 2021
45 - Welcome to the Dominatrix Dungeon
Monday Apr 19, 2021
Monday Apr 19, 2021
On this week’s episode of kink, Alex and Addie interview guest and Dominatrix, Lacey. Lacey shares stories of her day to day fetish fulfillment, and some of the strangest requests she gets. Tune in to hear about sounding, pegging, and Little Debbie's cakes. Follow us on social media IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS, Tiktok: dbns.podcast
Monday Apr 05, 2021
44 - PAGING DR. LECTER
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Welcome back bitches!!! We have a different kind of episode for you this week! Tune in to hear our open discussion about some of the most high profile serial killers with special guest Jay. In this episode, Addie, Alex and Jay talk about John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, the gilgo beach killer, Aileen Wuornos, and most importantly DR. LECTER. Follow us on social media and give us 5 stars!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS
Monday Mar 29, 2021
43 - Seeking Sugar Daddy
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex interview their friend and sugar daddy Aaron. Aaron gives some insight into the world of Seeking Arrangements and sugar babies. He also gives his wisdom on how to please and a woman both physically and emotionally. Men, take some notes! Chick-fil-A sauce and finding the clit goes a long way!!!! Follow us on social media! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS
Monday Mar 22, 2021
42 - Tinder: What Nightmares Are Made Of
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
On this weeks episode of complete fuckery, Addie and Alex’s friend Rachel joins them to share her tales of Tinder. Rachel tells about the horrible dates she’s had, from the creepy cop killer, the feet fetish guy, and also the dude thinks only missionary is suitable sex. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastDBNS. And give us 5 stars!!
Monday Mar 08, 2021
41 - Text Me When You Get Home
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
On this week's episode, Alex and Addie give an update on their kambo session from last week, as well as an update on Addie’s dating life and the reason why they think physical touch aka orgasms is the most important of the 5 Love Languages. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter: podcastDBNS
Monday Mar 01, 2021
40 - Claude and the Wheelchair
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Episode 40 and Claude is back! Guysss, tune in this week for our most controversial guest (this episode is not for the easily offended)..... Claude updates us on his romantic love life with his latest love flame and all of his escapades down in Texas. Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Monday Feb 01, 2021
39 - The Diaries Of A Dominatrix
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Welcome to another week of complete fuckery!! This week, Addie and Alex interview their friend Mandy, who is a happy ending masseuse and dominatrix. Mandy discusses her day to day work life of hand jobs, fisting, pegging, enemas, kinks and fetish’s. If you like being churned, this is the episode for you! Follow us on social media. IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: dbnspodcast
Monday Jan 25, 2021
38 - When Your Life Is DBNS
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
On this weeks edition of fuckery, Alex’s cousin Jamie comes on the show to talk about her 10 year relationship that ended the day she got home from her bachelorette party, and cheating scandals. Her relationship was the definition of disappointed but not surprised. Enjoy!! Follow us on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter: podcastDBNS
Monday Jan 04, 2021
37 - Robbie ybeezy in da House!!
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Thanks for listening to a full year of fuckery!! Closing out season 1 with rap artist Robbie Paletta, aka Robbie ybeezy. Robbie hypes up his new album coming out, discusses his inspiration for songs and humble brags about his groupies. Also, in this episode is learning how to own your orgasm!! Ladies, we are going into 2021 cumming, speaking up for what we want in bed, and not settling for mediocre sex. Happy New Year fuckers! Cheers to a great year! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod. Follow Robbie ybeezy on iTunes and Spotify and DM his instagram tits! IG: robbieeerob
Monday Dec 21, 2020
36 - FINANCIAL DOMINATION
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Monday Dec 21, 2020
This week, Alex and Addie interview their friend Richie, who introduces them to his world of financial domination. Think BSDM and erotic humiliation with a financial, sugar baby twist. If you like getting kicked in the dick, or are just curious about what the fuck this is, then tune in to this episode. Follow us on social media!!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Twitter: podcastdbns
Monday Dec 14, 2020
35 - A Sexperts Q&A - PT 2
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Welcome back to another Q&A!! This week Alex and Addie answer another series of questions from listeners. Tune in to hear their take on sex dolls, sexless marriage, nudists, swingers, and the vanilla BDSM bullshit of 50 Shades of Grey. Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Monday Nov 30, 2020
34 - A Sexperts Q&A
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Monday Nov 30, 2020
This week, Addie and Alex put their sexpert degrees to good use as they answer questions submitted by listeners. Grower vs shower? Girth or length? Worst dating app pick up lines? Porn that you hate to admit that you are into? What's the one thing you can say during sex that immediately stops it? And Chasity belts... why... just why???? Follow us on social media!! IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Monday Nov 16, 2020
33 - Polyamory Is SO Fetch
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
On this weeks edition of fuckery, the girls interview their friend Joe, who shares intimate details of his polyamorous relationship. He talks about the rules and agreements that he's made with his new boo's, and how so far, the trio has been working for them. Joe also gives insight into his Only Fans management position, and shares lots of pointers for all the listeners that want to start their own! Hoe life for the win!!! Follow us on IG - disappointedbutnotsurpried, FB - disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, TikTok - dbns.podcast, Twitter - podcast.dbns
Monday Nov 09, 2020
32 - The Spooky Series - pt 2
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex continue their Spooky adventures. They share about their ouija experience, ghost stories, and how they got attacked by the homeless in NYC. Follow on IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised and FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod. XOXO!
Monday Oct 26, 2020
31 - The Spooky Series - pt 1
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Welcome to the Spooky Series!!! Tis the season. On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex share their own personal ghost stories. Alex talks about her experience with an Ouija board from back in her early teens, and how ever since then, she's seen spirits. Addie revisits her crack days and how she used to hallucinate snakes and demons in her room. Enjoy!! XOXO!! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Monday Oct 19, 2020
30 - Claude and the Witches Finger
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
The girls welcome back Claude for their 30th episode!!! This week, Claude brings Addie and Alex up to date on his dating life. He shares why sex with a meth addict is amazing, gives advice on cuckholding, and reviles the name of his dick. Tune in for another wild episode!!! Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprised & FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod
Monday Oct 12, 2020
29 - THE SEX PANEL
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
This week, Addie and Alex bring two of their best bitches, Nina and Michelle, on to the show to do a sex panel. They hold an open discussion about specific sex topics such as 69'ing, cunnilingus, fingering, dick pics, period sex, blow jobs, butt play, fetishes, and guys living habits. Tune in to find out their opinion on each topic. Go follow us on social media!! Instagram: @disappointedbutnotsurprised Facebook @disappointeedbutnotsurprisedpod Twitter @podcastdbns
Monday Oct 05, 2020
28 - The Debunked Attempt
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
This week, Addie and Alex invite their friend Phil Cepeda on the show. Phil tried to debunk the girls theories on why guys get limp dicks the first time they have sex with a girl. Phil also shares his tale of a limp weiner. XOXO! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised
Monday Sep 28, 2020
27 - So I Dated A Narcissist
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
This week Addie and Alex welcome their friend Michelle on to the podcast to share her narcissistic tales. Michelle was engaged to a narcissist for years, and discusses the red flags to look for and how to escape from the relationship. She also shares stories about moving on and her current dating life. Tune in for some crazy stories!
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Monday Sep 21, 2020
26 - Summer of YES... or no
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Welcome back to another episode of disfunction!!! This week Alex and Addie recap their dickless summer. They also talk about the always disappointing but not surprised flaccid weiner and queefing on the first fuck. XOXO!!
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Monday Aug 17, 2020
25 - Rollin With My Homies
Monday Aug 17, 2020
Monday Aug 17, 2020
Ex Marine, Rollin Koons is on this weeks episode of complete fuckery!!! Rollin discusses his life as a marine, which entails stories of the Okinawa banana show, $20 hookers, and an aggressive orgasamer that would wake the entire crew up every night. Rollin also shares stories of his dating life, and gives pointers for women on how to make a fire dating app. Tune in to either laugh or be completely horrified. Xoxo!!! Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised
Monday Aug 10, 2020
24 - NO KARATE PICS!!!... (and other do's and don'ts of dating apps)
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Welcome to another week of judgement... Addie and Alex give the do's and don'ts of Hinge on this episode. Both girls have recently downloaded the dating app and have come across some horrors. They breakdown what and what not to do and brutally criticize everyone along the way. Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised