Disappointed But Not Surprised

Welcome back to another episode of disfunction!!!  This week Alex and Addie recap their dickless summer.  They also talk about the always disappointing but not surprised flaccid weiner and queefing on the first fuck.  XOXO!!  

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Ex Marine, Rollin Koons is on this weeks episode of complete fuckery!!!  Rollin discusses his life as a marine, which entails stories of the Okinawa banana show, $20 hookers, and an aggressive orgasamer that would wake the entire crew up every night.  Rollin also shares stories of his dating life, and gives pointers for women on how to make a fire dating app.  Tune in to either laugh or be completely horrified.  Xoxo!!!  Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised

Welcome to another week of judgement... Addie and Alex give the do's and don'ts of Hinge on this episode.  Both girls have recently downloaded the dating app and have come across some horrors.  They breakdown what and what not to do and brutally criticize everyone along the way.  Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised

Alex and Addie's longtime friend Nina joins them on this week episode to shit talk and also discuss spirituality.  Nina works in a cosmetic doctors office where she has regular clients come in with body dysmorphia.  Some women will never understand the phrase "less is more".  Listen to stories about botox and lip fillers gone wrong.  Nina is also an avid Wim Hoff follower.  She and her husband have been practicing ice baths for the past few years, which has changed her well being significantly.  Nina discusses the natural highs she gets just by controlling her breath and following the practice of the Ice Man.  Enjoy, XOXO!

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This week, two partner on the police force, Diego and Francesco, share funny and horrifying stories that they have experienced on duty.  They give us an inside, yet sometimes funny look in the day to day life of a cop.  They discuss exhibitionism, stalking, hoarding, and other scenes they've encountered.

Also, it wouldn't be an episode of Disappointed But Not Surprised without a little fetish!!  Diego divulges his foot fetish, and how he would never give a woman a chance that has unkempt feet.

Enjoy!!  XOXO!

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CLAUDE'S BACK!!!!!!!!! Addie and Alex welcome back their favorite sex addict to guest again this week! As usual, Claude shares some of his hysterical sexual tales. Welcome to an hour of cuckholding, Double List dates, and butt plugs from wish. Follow us on instagram @disappointedbutnotsurprised

Ever wonder why that guy didn't call you back? We have the answer! This week, Addie and Alex welcome their friend Phil, who gives insight to sex, relationships, and dating. Phil also shares some of his worst dates. Hear what went wrong from a guys point of view. Alex and Addie make him answer questions regarding sex on the first date, facials, blow jobs, fetishes, and smurf porn. Welcome to Phil's Sex Facts! Enjoy and follow us on Instagram - DBNS.podcast for more fuckery and podcast content.

This week Addie and Alex welcome Alex's sister Gabby, to share funny stories of pick up lines and catfishing. Word to the wise guys, if a girl (or guy) does not answer you, using your pet's instagram account to get her/his attention most likely will NOT work. Also, Gabby discusses how she has been mistaken for a little boy for the earlier part of her childhood.  Welcome, Gary!

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 This weeks episode takes a more serious turn, where Alex and Addie discuss sexual harassment in the workplace.  Both girls have experienced it numerous times throughout their lives and they wanted to share some of their stories and experiences with it.

If anyone is experiencing a sexual harassment issue at work, please speak up about it.  There are too many instances where it gets ignored or not taken seriously.  If you don't feel comfortable discussing the issue with your HR department, then you can report it to a sexual harassment hotline, 800-656-HOPE (4673).

Welcome to another week of fuckery.  Alex and Addie dissect two topics this week... Sex Doll Brothels and Foreskin Restoration.

Are Sex Dolls the future of prostitution??  According to European and Canadian sex doll brothels, they are.  Sex doll brothels are popping up across the globe, charging about $120 an hour to do whatever you want with the doll (except make extra holes in it).  You can pick the doll of your choice and the vagina size of your choice as well, making this your dream girl.  You can also customize your own silicone girlfriend and order one of your liking to fuck in the comfort of your home, if you don't want to make the trip to a brothel.  Visit websites such as Alibaba.com and aliexpress.com to build your dream babe.

Now for foreskin restoration... yes this a thing.  If you have a dick and feel jipped that you got circumcised at and early age, you can always try to get your foreskin back.  Start tugging boys because this takes work.  At least four hours a day of tugging on your dick skin will slowly bring back that lovely turtle.  Theres also surgical operations that you can contact your doctor about.

We hope you enjoy this episode! XOXO!

Alex and Addie dive into how some people are filling their time during quarantine. Auto fellatio for the win!!!

On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex are thankful for never dating a murderer and discuss husbands that have murdered their wives.

Tune in this week to hear about Tylers tiny weiner and how he's grown to love his micropenis! 

Ever wonder what it's like to go to a swingers party?  Alex and Addie interview their friend Frank, who lived a wild life as an active swinger in his 20's.  Welcome to the orgy! 

Addie and Alex discuss the difference between Narcissist Personality Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder aka Sociopaths, and the warning signs to look for when getting into a new relationship with someone with these mental health conditions. 

On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex continue their fetish series with discussions on Tickle Torture, Adult Baby Syndrome, and Pica. 

Join Addie and Alex on this weeks wild episode where they interview their insanely perverted friend Claude, who tells stories of sex scandals and different fetishes, such as Bug Chasing, Agalmatophilia, and Feederism. Enjoy!!!

Cheers to a good breakup!! Alex and Addie celebrate Alex being newly single, and they discuss why they are blind to red flags in their own toxic relationships.

Alex and Addie invite their friend Jamie on the show to talk about the Corona Virus and to share her own disappointed but not surprised story about catching her boyfriend cheating on her with craiglist prostitutes, and how she overcame the cheating scandal. 

On Addie's 8 year sober anniversary, she and Alex discuss addiction and the hurt it caused their families with their shows first guest, Clarence. Clarence also has a history of addiction and together they all prove that there is a way out of the addictive life. If you are struggling with addiction, please seek help. XOXO!

Addie and Alex dive deep into the world of kink and share their knowledge on feet, feeders, furries and fire fetishes.

Alex and Addie discuss how to catch a cheater and talk about cheating scandals and revenge tactics. 

Alex and Addie discuss their psychic experience and Alex's ability to see spirits along with the non metaphysical ghosting.

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Alex and Addie talk about their insane day to day life at the car dealership and why they decided to get poisoned.